Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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