i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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