I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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