Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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