D3 body, D1 cock
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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