Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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