whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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