But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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