Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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