i can't believe i had my finger in that
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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