So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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