I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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