I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
