you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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