bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
