It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
How's work?
Spinning.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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