All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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