Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
How external is "for external use only"?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
When are your genitals available?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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