Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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