I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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