Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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