so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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