I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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