fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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