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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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