Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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