can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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