Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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