is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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