do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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