One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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