I'm gonna have a badass scar
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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