p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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