i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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