they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
