It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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