i can't believe i had my finger in that
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Randomize
