she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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