Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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