Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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