kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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