My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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