i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Pants are for mortals
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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