I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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