The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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