having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
There r osticjed everywhere
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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