Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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