Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I feel great
I just peed on a car
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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