im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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