Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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