UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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