I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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