physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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