just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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