Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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