Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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