I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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